May 2013
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
“It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of... →
EXACTLY.
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graduation
is in 4 weeks!
i kinda wanna do something crazy…
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For Sale: A Video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford... →
Rob Ford, Toronto’s conservative mayor, is a wild lunatic given to making bizarre racist pronouncements and randomly slapping refrigerator magnets on cars. One reason for this is that he smokes crack cocaine. I know this because I watched him do it, on a videotape. He was fucking hiiiiigh. It’s for sale if you’ve got six figures.
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Anonymous asked: Are you dating anyone?
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Anonymous asked: What was the most inappropriate moment you ever found funny?
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Anonymous asked: *Shuffles papers* "Where do you see yourself in five years?
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