Q:You're on a deserted island and find a box. What's in the box?
ummmmmmmm……a note that says there are more boxes buried around the island. it also says that some of the stuff in the boxes are helpful and some not. there’s a checklist of 100 boxes i need to find. the note ends with a hint to find the first box.
the first box would contain bones. human? chicken? i dont know. but wait, there’s another note! this note tells me, in riddle, that there’s another box located at (hint). i think and think and think. then i go find it. inside the giant box, i find a bad ass tent and fresh water. and a note to find the next box.
and so forth.
i find box 100 when i’m 84 years old. at this point, i’m sick of this damn island but i’m so damn excited that i found 100… 60 years later. i spend a good hour trying to open the box with my flabby old person skin. i get tired so i fall asleep. next morning, i try again. i failed. then i remembered that in box 29 was a robot that opened boxes. his name was boxer. so i go to boxer and ask him to open the box. he doesn’t respond. i turn up the hearing aid i got in box 68. and then i realized that i forgot to upgrade him with the solar panel kit i got in box 15. i go back to box 100. i sit beside it thinking “how can i open this box?”. and then it hit me! physically. it was mojoju, the helper clone monkey i got in box 54! so mojoju opens it for me and i look in the box but there was nothing. darkness there and nothing more. there was a draft breeze and mojoju ran away shrieking in his deep human voice. the box started shaking. then all of a sudden the box goes swooosh! and zaps me in! i am now in the box. FOREVERMORE!